Ziggy: So, I rear ended some one on the way to work.
A.W.C: How'd that happen?
Ziggy: When I took out the trash this morning, I got nasty trash water on my jeans. While I was driving work, I was trying to get the A/C vents to point at my leg to dry it off, and I bumped the guy in front of me.
A.W.C.: Wait...You didn't change your nasty trash water stained pants before your went to work?
-A.W.C.
Because that would make too much sense!
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